I'm tired.
Just kidding, I'm not really tired, I'm drunk
Just kidding
I'm not drunk but I did drink a Diet Coke
Just kidding I snorted it
just kidding a pig ate it
just kidding we had bacon for breakfast yesterday
just kidding, i didn't even eat breakfast yesterday
just kidding, it was dinner last year I skipped
just kidding I skipped a rock on the lake
just kidding I rocked out at the Lakers
just kidding I like the Celtics
just kidding I don't even speak Olde English
just kidding I speak English and Spanish
just kidding I only speak Spanish in my dreams
just kidding I don't even dream because I don't sleep
just kidding, I'm really really tired.
Just kidding, just kidding.
